This weeks favourite
Barber: Cats and dogs are not allowed to fight.
London Hackney Carriages (taxis) must carry a bale of hay and a sack of oats.
It is illegal to hunt haggis between 1st April and 30th July.
Rescuing a drowning person is not allowed as it would be interfering with their fate.
Uxbridge: It is against the law to leave your doors and windows open if you are away from your house for more than one week.
Anyone not willing to work a 16 hour day can be thrown into prison.
At the age of thirty unmarried women become the property of the state.
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